Meet the gang!

"AND I'M GODZILLA"

"Oh you guys hate my asshole paraplegic character and I don't know why!"

"This chick wouldn't know her femur from her artery!"

"8 billion people? I see 8 billion... opportunities"

"I'm rocking some crazy swamp ass right now... I feel like Malone"

"I've had way too much go-go squeeze, I'm morphing"

"I guess I have to take this baby to term. And take care of it myself"

"I'm zombie Martin Luther-- I'm gonna write the Bible!"

"What's good for the goose is good for the bithces"

"Well OSHA doesn't beat me..."

"My goal here is to do tricks on Jack"

"Alright, groveling time is over"

"There's some prosthetic legs in your closet... for tomorrow"

"How bout you slip me my wife back"