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"I've had way too much go-go squeeze, I'm morphing"
"This chick wouldn't know her femur from her artery!"
"We’re such good friends, but we’re also such good opps!"
“My dogs don’t watch tv, they’re readers”
"There's some prosthetic legs in your closet... for tomorrow"
"How bout you slip me my wife back"
"Alright, groveling time is over"
"8 billion people? I see 8 billion... opportunities"
"I don’t wanna do it unless we’re playing Fortnite”