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"I've had way too much go-go squeeze, I'm morphing"
"This chick wouldn't know her femur from her artery!"
"8 billion people? I see 8 billion... opportunities"
"How bout you slip me my wife back"
“My dogs don’t watch tv, they’re readers”
"There's some prosthetic legs in your closet... for tomorrow"
"We’re such good friends, but we’re also such good opps!"
"I don’t wanna do it unless we’re playing Fortnite”
"Alright, groveling time is over"
"Mi casa es su casa HO HO HO"
"IIIII COME FROM A LAND CALLED SCHOOL"
"Me and my friends are voobing!"